Wine and Me

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As many of you know, wine is a favorite thing of mine. That's why those words rhyme.

For those of you unaware with the wine making process, let me break it down for you simply... Wine comes from a little bush called the grape. This bush is grown in the ground, which many of us know as, dirt. The dirt, working directly with fire (AKA the sun), is able to deliver bush food to the bush which helps the bush get bigger and produce little balls that are wet inside. If you take these little balls and smoosh them with your feet then you have almost made wine. Next stick all the foot ball juice in a bottle and leave it for as long as you can. Unlike how many Americans view old people, old wine is actually great.